Look Down Sped Up
Bob and the deli guy.
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE
On the Gentle Emperor’s birthday he wore his infinitely long robe. On most other days he wore a robe that was approximately thirty meters long. On his birthday his court selected two of the gentlest subjects in the Empire, one male and one female, to hold a private discourse with him in his…
A couple ran onto my roof and starting breaking up, right in front of a bunch of people who were just up there hanging out. I live tweeted the breakup.